if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever
when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
what the fuck is a lesbian haircut??
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix
But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US
yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream
hot males please hit me up
but you are a fucking lesbian
WHO TOLD YOU