greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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It’s not the kind of sadness to where you cry all the time, but more of like the sadness that overwhelms your entire body, leaving you heart aching and your stomach empty. Making you feel weak and tired. And yet, you can’t even sleep cause the sadness is in your dreams too. It’s almost a sadness you can’t escape.
― (via wordsthat-speak)

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them