telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

image

scatteredly:

i want tumblr friends that reblog my selfies

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.