I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them