owmyscar:

It’s funny that the Great Gatsby won an Oscar for best costumes because Leo’s clothes literally won an Oscar before he did 

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

We could never design a building as beautiful as the trees.
― Pietro Belluschi, Architect (via considerthishippie)
I drank until you weren’t real.
― Six Word Story (#12)

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

clemminqs:

[aGGRESIVELY BOOPS COMPUTER SCREEN] 

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